Eminem - Hello

[CasuM Efzun]

[Intro]
Hello
Allow me to introduce myself
My name is...(Shady)
It's so nice to meet you
It's been a long time
I'm sorry I've been away so long
My name is...(Shady)
I never meant to leave you


[Verse 1]
You see that chick in the gym checking me out?
Any second I'm bout to stick her neck in my mouth
I lose a pill and I'm recklessly wrecking the house
That was supposed to be breakfast where the heck is it now?
There's the necklace I lost, right next to Stephanie's blouse
Man I should check to see if my mom left any out
Nope! Guess I'll reroute
Maybe somewhere in the depths of the couch
Oh, Jackpot, yeah
Open Sesame mouth!
Down the hatch, and the feeling you can't match it
A rat tap tap on your door with the damn ratchet
Attack tack tack-ing a whore with a damn hatchet
A knapsack packed with like 40 some Xanax's
Shortly come back I'm tryin a' score me some lap dances
I'm bout to relapse, so baby pour me some Jack Daniels
Forumla 44D and 40's with bad capsules
The bad apple spoils the bunch
I'm back at cha


[Chorus]
I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do was to just say Hello!
And are you menstruating baby
My lil friend's waiting to say hello
The way your titties are wiggling
And your booty is shaking like jello
I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do was to just say Hello!



[Verse 2]
Yeah
My equilibrium's off, must be the lithium
I don't need to buy any drugs, man people gimmie um
It just becomes everyday, extra curriculum
No reason in particular, it was strictly fun
a 5th of rum and 2 bottles of 151
51 people asleep in my damn living room
Excuse me hun, but what is your name, Vivienne?
I woke up next to ya naked and uh, did we um
Of course we did, but didn't I strap a jimmy hun?
I'm looking for the torn rapper but there don't seem to be one
No offense baby girl, I don't mean any harm
But disease is something I'm tryna keep my penis free from
I find the package and I'm cool, I immediately run
Like Speedy Gonzales, to see if I see anyone
Who might have a couple of 3's I'm fiendin' for some
My head is pounding to the beat of the drum


[Chorus]
Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello
And do ya happen to have anything on ya to make my mood mellow?
Some are opal and some are pink, some are blue and some are just yellow
Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello



[Verse 3]
Oh, those were the days, they certainly were
It's hurtin' me to know that I'll be closin' that curtain for good
Word, word, word, word, word, word, word
I second that and a third, rushed to emergency surgery
To try to flush me because of the drugs that he purchased
He's no longer getting them free, 100 bucks for these Percodans
Plus it's getting to be where he lustfully searched the den
Pain is hitting his knee and his muscles be hurting him
Tirelessly on the phone trying to russle up, muscle relaxants
For his back, and a couple of Pax's, now he's doubling backwards
And he's stumbling back, slipped and fell, hit his back bone
Heard something go crack, Now he's up in the bathroom
Like he's busting a nap, almost ended it that soon
Because of the fact, I'm just busting my own chops
While I'm busting a rap, resuscitated and rejuved, so fuck it I'm back



[Chorus]
Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do was just say Hello!
Do you happen to have anything on you to make my mood mellow?
Some are opal and some are pink
Some are blue and some are just yellow
Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do was to just say Hello!


[Outro]

That's all I'm saying

Hello (Hello)
Allow me to introduce myself
My name is...(Shady)
It's so nice to meet you
It's been a long time
I'm sorry I've been away so long
My name is...(Shady)
I never meant to leave you

Yeah
It's like starting over
Clean slate
Ha